Episode 3: "Bride Wars: City Hall Edition"

A line of COUPLES in wedding attire stretches around the block. STAN, KYLE, KENNY, and CARTMAN stand on the steps, looking at the crowd with a mixture of shock and excitement.

MAYOR McDOME approaches with a megaphone and addresses the crowd.

The crowd of couples looks concerned.

As they rush up the stairs, BUTTERS appears, carrying their equipment.

Butters trips, sending memory cards flying everywhere.

The boys walk into City Hall as a large banner unfurls above the entrance: "VALENTINE'S DAY WEDDING MARATHON - LOVE IS CHEAP AND QUICK AT CITY HALL!"

The rotunda is chaotic with MULTIPLE COUPLES waiting. The boys set up a booth with a sign: "SOUTH PARK PHOTOGRAPHY - BEST WEDDING PHOTOS OR YOUR MONEY BACK (NO REFUNDS)"

A CITY HALL CLERK approaches with a clipboard.

Kyle grabs the clipboard and reads.

COUPLES begin lining up at their booth. Cartman whispers to the boys.

A HIPSTER COUPLE approaches their booth.

Kenny sets up his equipment on the grand staircase as THREE COUPLES prepare for ceremonies happening at different spots on the stairs.

Kenny notices a BRIDE with an elaborate veil at the top of the stairs. He decides to climb onto the railing to get a better angle.

As Kenny leans out precariously, the Ghost of Harvey Milk appears next to him, visible only to Kenny.

Kenny loses his balance and falls, getting tangled in the bride's veil. As he struggles, the veil wraps around his neck and a heavy marble statue tips over from the commotion.

The statue crushes Kenny. Blood splatters on the bride's white dress.

Kyle is photographing an ELDERLY COUPLE who look truly in love.

Butters runs in, panicked.

As Butters runs off, Kyle turns back to the elderly couple with renewed determination.

Cartman has set up an assembly line. He quickly photographs one generic pose with each couple, then ushers them out.

A CONFUSED BRIDE looks at her watch.

Cartman secretly pulls out his phone and takes a photo of the couple's face with his phone camera.

PC PHOTOGRAPHY PRINCIPAL appears behind Cartman.

Stan is trying to photograph a ceremony but keeps getting interrupted by MAYOR McDOME who keeps inserting herself into every shot.

Butters runs in, now even more panicked.

Mayor McDome sees an opportunity.

Randy bursts onto the balcony wearing a tinfoil hat and carrying a camera with crystals glued to it.

Stan stares blankly at the camera, Jim-from-The-Office style.

The boys (with Kenny now inexplicably alive again) regroup in the rotunda amidst wedding chaos.

Cartman shows them his iPad with crudely photoshopped wedding photos. One couple's heads are clearly too big for their bodies, another has skin tones that don't match their necks.

Randy holds up a camera with crystals glued all over it. It's leaking battery acid.

Kenny mumbles something enthusiastically.

A team of FOURTH GRADERS from South Park Elementary are setting up cameras throughout City Hall, supervised by Cartman who's sitting in a chair holding a whip.

JIMMY arrives with a laptop setup.

The boys gather around a bank of monitors showing different ceremony locations throughout City Hall. Kyle notices the screen showing the elderly couple he photographed earlier.

As they get organized, MAYOR McDOME appears on one of the screens, photobombing a ceremony.

Kenny heads off to adjust a camera on a high ledge near the dome.

Kenny climbs up to adjust a camera near the dome. RANDY is nearby with his crystal-covered camera.

As Kenny adjusts the camera, Randy's crystal camera starts glowing and sparking.

A bolt of electricity shoots from Randy's camera to Kenny, who is electrocuted. Kenny's burning body falls from the ledge, crashes through a wedding ceremony, and lands in a punch bowl, electrocuting several guests.

The boys see Kenny's death on the monitors.

Butters runs in, excited.

A montage shows the boys' remote system working surprisingly well. The sound-activated cameras capture key moments at multiple ceremonies. Butters proudly monitors the system.

Butters smiles proudly.

Meanwhile, Kyle is still personally photographing the elderly couple, now fully invested in their story.

Back at the monitor station, RANDY bursts in with his crystal camera, now even more covered in shiny objects and blinking lights.

Randy rushes off. Stan sighs deeply.

MAYOR McDOME pushes her way into their control room.

Everyone looks at Kyle, who's still emotionally photographing the elderly couple.

Mayor McDome leaves. Stan looks concerned.

Kenny walks in, somehow alive again.

The boys' system has successfully captured dozens of weddings. Butters is organizing memory cards like a professional.

Stan grabs a camera and runs toward the stairs. Kyle looks at the monitors showing all the ceremonies in progress.

The monitors start to flicker and glitch.

Stan arrives to find MAYOR McDOME in a wedding dress standing next to a large contract labeled "TECH TAX BREAK." RANDY is nearby with his crystal camera aimed at the dome.

The OFFICIANT begins the ceremony for Mayor McDome.

From throughout the building, dozens of voices saying "I do" echo simultaneously. The dome begins to glow with an eerie light.

Randy's crystal camera starts glowing intensely. Stan backs away slowly.

A beam of light shoots from the top of the dome, straight up into the sky. All the cameras in the building start taking photos automatically, creating a strobe effect.

Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters watch in shock as all their monitors show the same glowing dome light.

Kenny stares at the monitor showing the dome level, where Randy's camera is now floating in mid-air, surrounded by energy.

The GHOST OF DIANE FEINSTEIN appears before them.

Kyle looks at the monitor showing Carl and Edward, the elderly couple. They're surrounded by a warm, golden glow.

Another monitor shows Mayor McDome, who is now floating in air as the tax break contract burns in front of her.

Stan is taking cover as the energy swirls around. Mayor McDome is floating mid-air, screaming.

The dome energy intensifies. Randy's camera absorbs some of it and starts projecting images onto the dome ceiling - genuine wedding moments from throughout the day, focusing on real emotion and love.

Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters burst in.

The dome energy forms a vortex, and all the wedding photos from throughout the day swirl in a tornado-like pattern. The images separate into two distinct groups: one filled with genuine, loving moments, and another with fake, posed, commercial shots.

To everyone's surprise, most of Kyle's photos and even some of Stan's are in the "genuine" group. All of Cartman's photoshopped images are in the "artificial" group and start disintegrating.

Kenny stares up at the energy vortex in fascination. A particularly powerful beam of light shoots down.

The beam hits Kenny, vaporizing him instantly.

The dome energy begins to subside. Mayor McDome is gently lowered to the ground, looking humbled. Randy's camera stops glowing, and the wedding photos settle into neat, organized piles.

The Ghost of Diane Feinstein nods approvingly and fades away. The dome stops glowing, returning to normal.

The boys exit City Hall, carrying stacks of wedding photos and equipment. Kenny is somehow alive again, carrying a memory card.

The boys exchange exasperated looks and keep walking as Randy continues his excited rant in the background.