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Episode 4: "Influencer Invasion"

Written for Ken Mendoza

COLD OPEN
INT. SAN FRANCISCO CITY HALL - MORNING

STAN, KYLE, KENNY, and CARTMAN are setting up for a routine photoshoot at the Grand Staircase. The building is unusually quiet.

STAN
Finally, a quiet day. No wedding marathon, no conspiracy theorists. Just a normal day of boring government building photos.
KYLE
I know, right? After last week's dome energy incident, I could use a break.
CARTMAN
(bored)
This sucks. When are we going to photograph someone important again? I didn't get into this business to shoot building permits and bureaucrats.

Their conversation is interrupted by a commotion at the entrance. A glamorous woman in her 20s, TIFFANY GLAMOUR, enters with an entourage of assistants. She's holding up her phone on a selfie stick and talking loudly.

TIFFANY GLAMOUR
Hey Glam Squad! Tiffany Glamour here at San Francisco City Hall! OMG, this dome is like, totally bigger than the U.S. Capitol dome! #ArchitecturalGoals #DomeDomination #TiffanyTakesTheDome!
KYLE
Who the hell is that?
CARTMAN
(suddenly excited)
Holy shit, you guys! That's Tiffany Glamour! She has 20 million followers on Instagram! She's famous for being... uh... famous!

Tiffany poses dramatically on the staircase, her assistants adjusting lighting and holding reflectors. She notices the boys and waves.

TIFFANY GLAMOUR
OMG, local photographers! So authentic! Come take a pic with me for my story! My followers LOVE supporting local businesses!
STAN
(whispering)
Should we tell her to move? We have actual work to do.
CARTMAN
Are you insane? This is our chance to go viral!

Cartman rushes over to Tiffany. Kenny follows, fascinated by her equipment. As they gather for a selfie, Kenny's parka gets caught in Tiffany's elaborate selfie stick contraption.

KENNY
(muffled)
Mmph! Mmmph mmmmmph! (Translation: Help! I'm stuck!)
TIFFANY GLAMOUR
Smile everyone! Going live to my 20 million followers!

As she extends the selfie stick, it malfunctions, electrocuting Kenny. His body convulses spectacularly before collapsing dramatically on the marble steps.

STAN
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
KYLE
You bastards!
TIFFANY GLAMOUR
(still filming)
OMG you guys! This is getting so many views right now! #DeathAtTheDome #CityHallCasualty #RIPOrangeParka!

Her phone dings repeatedly with notifications.

TIFFANY GLAMOUR
I just gained 50,000 followers in thirty seconds! This place is content GOLD! I'm totally tagging this location!
STAN
(horrified)
Our friend just died and all you care about is followers?
TIFFANY GLAMOUR
(oblivious)
Aww, don't worry sweetie, I'll credit you in the caption! #SupportLocalPhotographers!

She tags City Hall in her post and hits share. Almost immediately, her phone starts exploding with notifications.

CARTMAN
(looking at his own phone)
Holy shit you guys, #OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny is trending number one worldwide!

Stan and Kyle look at each other with concern. Outside the building, we see dozens of cars pulling up and influencers pouring out, all holding phones and cameras.

KYLE
What the hell is happening?
STAN
I think we're about to find out...
FADE TO:

INFLUENCER INVASION

ACT ONE
INT. SAN FRANCISCO CITY HALL - ONE HOUR LATER

The rotunda is now packed with INFLUENCERS. They're all taking selfies, doing yoga poses on the stairs, setting up ring lights, and applying makeup. The boys are backed into a corner, watching the chaos.

STAN
This is insane! There must be a hundred influencers in here!
KYLE
How are we supposed to do our job with all these people blocking everything?
CARTMAN
(scrolling through his phone)
According to social media, City Hall is now the hottest Instagram spot in San Francisco. That Tiffany chick's death video has 50 million views!
STAN
Kenny's death. His name was Kenny.
CARTMAN
Whatever. The point is, this place is now Influencer Central! And we're sitting on a gold mine!

A group of INFLUENCERS in matching outfits strike poses on the Grand Staircase, completely blocking a BRIDE and GROOM who were scheduled for wedding photos.

BRIDE
(distressed)
Excuse me, we booked this spot for our wedding photos!
LEAD INFLUENCER
Sorry sweetie, I have 3 million followers waiting for my "Stairway to Heaven" pose series. Maybe you could do your wedding somewhere less Instagrammable?
KYLE
That's our client! We need to do something!
STAN
Hey! You need to move! These people booked this spot!
LEAD INFLUENCER
(not looking up from her phone)
Do you know who I am? I was on "The Bachelor" for two episodes! My sponsorship with Flat Tummy Tea depends on these staircase shots!

MAYOR McDOME pushes through the crowd, looking both annoyed and opportunistic.

MAYOR McDOME
What in the name of tax-deductible campaign expenses is going on here?! Why is my City Hall filled with people doing duck lips?
STAN
Mayor McDome, these influencers are taking over the building! Our clients can't even get their wedding photos!
MAYOR McDOME
Influencers, you say? With followers and engagement and monetization potential?

The Mayor's eyes turn to dollar signs. She pulls out a megaphone.

MAYOR McDOME
(through megaphone)
ATTENTION CONTENT CREATORS! As Mayor of this incredibly photogenic city, I am proud to announce the NEW CITY HALL INFLUENCER ZONE! For the low price of $500 per hour, you can have priority access to our most Instagrammable spots!
KYLE
You can't be serious!
MAYOR McDOME
(to Kyle, quietly)
Kid, do you have any idea how much the city can make from these narcissists? The dome repair budget will be funded by the end of the day!

Influencers begin lining up to pay the fee. The Bride and Groom walk away dejected.

KYLE
This is wrong! City Hall is a public building, not a social media backdrop!
CARTMAN
Who cares, Kyle? This is our chance! We can offer our professional photography services to these influencers at premium rates! We'll be rich!
STAN
I'm with Kyle. This isn't right. We need to do something.
CARTMAN
Fine! You two can stand on your principles while I pivot to the influencer market!

Cartman walks over to a group of influencers and puts on his most charming smile.

CARTMAN
Ladies! Eric Cartman, professional influencer photographer! I specialize in making your already beautiful faces look even more beautiful! And unlike these boring building shots, I know all the secret spots that will get you millions of views!

The influencers crowd around Cartman excitedly. Stan and Kyle watch in disgust.

STAN
Great. We've lost Cartman to the dark side.
KYLE
And Kenny is dead. Again. What are we going to do?

An older man with a battered leather camera bag approaches them. This is ANSEL, 70s, with white hair and wearing an old-school photographer's vest covered in pockets. He carries an ancient film camera.

ANSEL
You boys look like you could use some help.
STAN
Who are you?
ANSEL
The name's Ansel. I've been photographing this building since before these posers were born. Been watching this... infestation happen all morning.
KYLE
It's horrible! They're treating City Hall like it's just a backdrop for their stupid selfies!
ANSEL
It's not just City Hall, boys. It's happening everywhere. Real photography is dying, replaced by filtered nonsense and duck faces.

He holds up his vintage film camera.

ANSEL
But there's still some of us who remember what photography is really about. Capturing truth, not manufacturing it.
STAN
Can you help us get our building back?
ANSEL
I can try. But first, we need to understand what we're up against. Follow me.

Ansel leads Stan and Kyle away, while Cartman continues charming the influencers in the background.

EXT. CITY HALL STEPS - MOMENTS LATER

A continuous stream of INFLUENCERS is arriving, creating a line down the block. Each carries elaborate equipment - ring lights, smoke machines, costume changes, etc.

ANSEL
Look at this. I've never seen anything like it. It's like a virus.

They watch as an INFLUENCER COUPLE unpacks a portable wind machine to create "flowing hair" effects for their photos.

KYLE
This is insane! There's a line around the block!
STAN
And our business is going to die if we can't get back in there to photograph our actual clients.
ANSEL
Boys, what these people are doing isn't photography. It's narcissism with a filter slapped on it. Real photography captures life as it happens, not as you pretend it to be.

As they talk, KENNY walks up to them, somehow alive again.

KENNY
(muffled)
Mmmmph mmm mmmpph? (Translation: What did I miss?)
STAN
Kenny! You're alive!
KYLE
Dude, you went viral. Your death video has 50 million views.
KENNY
(muffled, excited)
Mmmmph?! (Translation: Really?!)

Kenny pulls out his phone to check. His eyes widen at seeing himself trending.

ANSEL
You see? This is what's wrong with our society. Death as entertainment.
KYLE
So what do we do about it?
ANSEL
We fight back the only way we can - with real photography. Show people what they're missing when they're too busy staring at their screens.

PC PHOTOGRAPHY PRINCIPAL approaches them, looking agitated.

PC PRINCIPAL
What the hell is going on here? I've got influencers appropriating architectural culture without proper historical context! This is a serious photography microaggression!
STAN
PC Principal! The influencers have taken over City Hall!
PC PRINCIPAL
This kind of cultural commodification cannot stand, bro! City Hall represents the diverse photographic heritage of San Francisco!
ANSEL
For once, I agree with the PC nutjob. We need to take action.

Inside City Hall, through the glass doors, they see Cartman now dressed like an influencer himself - complete with a ridiculous hat, oversized sunglasses, and his own selfie stick.

STAN
Oh no. Looks like we've lost Cartman completely.
CUT TO:
INT. CITY HALL - ROTUNDA - SIMULTANEOUS

Cartman is now giving a tutorial to a crowd of INFLUENCERS who hang on his every word.

CARTMAN
(in fake influencer voice)
So you want to point your chin DOWN but your eyes UP, and think about how much better you are than your followers! That's what gives you that aspirational glow!
INFLUENCER #1
OMG, you're like, so good at this! How many followers do you have?
CARTMAN
(lying)
Oh, like, millions! But I keep my account private because I'm, like, super exclusive.

MAYOR McDOME walks by, counting a stack of cash.

MAYOR McDOME
Excellent work, young influencer whisperer! Keep them spending! The city has just created premium "Dome Selfie Packages" for $999.99!
CARTMAN
Mayor McDome, I had an idea. What if I became the official City Hall Influencer Coordinator? For a small commission, of course.
MAYOR McDOME
I like the way you think, kid! 10% of all influencer fees!
CARTMAN
20%.
MAYOR McDOME
15%, and I'll throw in an official title: "Social Media Experience Curator."
CARTMAN
Deal!

They shake hands as dollar signs appear in both their eyes.

CUT TO:
ACT TWO
INT. ANSEL'S DARKROOM - AFTERNOON

Stan, Kyle, Kenny and PC Principal are in Ansel's basement darkroom, surrounded by developing photographs hanging from lines. The room is lit with red light.

ANSEL
This is what real photography looks like, boys. No filters, no Photoshop, just light and chemistry.
STAN
It's cool and all, but how does this help us get City Hall back?
ANSEL
Patience. In the digital age, everyone wants instant gratification. Real art takes time.
PC PRINCIPAL
With all due respect, sir, we need an action plan that addresses the systemic appropriation of public space by privileged content creators!
ANSEL
(sighing)
Fine. Here's my plan. These influencers are all about appearance, not substance. We need to show the world what City Hall really means to the community.

He points to a wall of black and white photographs showing various historical moments at City Hall - civil rights protests, same-sex marriage celebrations, historic speeches.

ANSEL
City Hall isn't just a backdrop. It's a living piece of history. We need to remind people of that.
KYLE
So what, we give everyone a history lesson? These influencers don't care about that stuff.
KENNY
(muffled)
Mmmph mmm mmmph mmm mmmphmmm? (Translation: What if we beat them at their own game?)
STAN
Kenny's right! What if we create our own social media campaign? Show what real photography at City Hall looks like?
PC PRINCIPAL
I like it! We'll create a counter-narrative that respects the intersectional historical significance of civic architecture!
ANSEL
(confused)
Uh, sure. What he said.
KYLE
It's worth a try. But how do we compete with people who have millions of followers?

Kenny pulls out his phone showing the viral video of his death, which now has 100 million views and the hashtag #OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny trending worldwide.

STAN
Kenny! That's it! You're our secret weapon!
KENNY
(muffled, concerned)
Mmm? (Translation: Me?)
KYLE
You're already viral! We can use your newfound fame!
KENNY
(muffled, understanding)
Mmm mmph mm mmmph mmmmph. (Translation: You want me to die again, don't you.)
STAN
Not exactly. But we might need your... unique talents.
INT. CITY HALL - ROTUNDA - NEXT MORNING

The influencer situation has escalated. The rotunda is now divided into "content creation zones" with signs reading "SELFIE SECTION - $100," "YOGA POSE PLATFORM - $200," and "FAKE WEDDING BACKDROP - $500." Cartman, wearing a "SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERIENCE CURATOR" badge, directs traffic.

CARTMAN
No, no, no! The "looking thoughtfully at architecture" zone is on the second floor! This area is for "pretending to work on your laptop while actually doing nothing"!

BUTTERS appears, wearing a similar badge labeled "ASSISTANT CURATOR."

BUTTERS
Eric! We've got a problem! There's a backlog in the "contemplating life choices" corner. Too many people want the same sad-but-hopeful expression!
CARTMAN
Goddammit Butters! Tell them to rotate through! Three minutes of fake contemplation per person!

Mayor McDome approaches with a stack of papers.

MAYOR McDOME
Great news, Social Media Experience Curator! City revenues are up 500% since we started charging influencers! I'm introducing new premium packages!
CARTMAN
Excellent, Mayor! What did you have in mind?
MAYOR McDOME
"The Mayor's Special" - influencers can pay $2,000 to have ME photobomb their content! Nothing says San Francisco like a government official in your selfies!

The front doors burst open. Stan, Kyle, Kenny, PC Principal, and Ansel enter dramatically. Ansel carries his vintage camera, while the others have signs reading "REAL PHOTOGRAPHY MATTERS" and "PUBLIC SPACES AREN'T BACKDROPS."

STAN
This has gone far enough!
KYLE
City Hall belongs to everyone, not just people with ring lights!
CARTMAN
Well, well, well. Look who's back. The photography purists. Sorry boys, but City Hall has evolved. It's an influencer paradise now!
ANSEL
This building stood for something before you turned it into a selfie factory!

The commotion draws attention. Some INFLUENCERS lower their phones to watch.

MAYOR McDOME
Security! Remove these photography traditionalists! They're disrupting our revenue stream... I mean, the public's enjoyment of our historic building!
PC PRINCIPAL
You can't remove us! We're exercising our First Amendment right to protest the commodification of civic architecture, bro!
STAN
Before you throw us out, we have something to show you. Kenny?

Kenny steps forward and pulls back his hood, revealing his face completely for the first time. The influencers gasp and start taking pictures.

INFLUENCER #1
OMG! It's the #OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny kid! He's alive!
INFLUENCER #2
This is going to get SO many likes!
STAN
That's right! The world-famous Kenny is here! And he's going to show you what REAL City Hall photography looks like!

Kenny holds up Ansel's photographs of historical moments at City Hall. The influencers crowd around, phones out, capturing images of the black and white photos.

CARTMAN
(panicking)
No! Don't look at those! They're boring! No filters! No good angles for your jawlines!

But the influencers are mesmerized by the historical images.

INFLUENCER #3
Wait... people actually did important stuff here? It's not just a backdrop?
KYLE
City Hall is where history happens! It's where people fought for their rights, where laws were made, where communities came together!
ANSEL
And real photography tells those stories. It doesn't just make you look good for your followers.
MAYOR McDOME
Enough of this historical nonsense! Influencers, remember your packages! Your content awaits!

But the influencers are taking pictures of Ansel's photos, genuinely interested. Cartman sees his influence slipping away.

CARTMAN
This is bullshit! You think these old pictures are going to stop the influencer revolution? Watch this!

Cartman climbs onto a bench and raises his selfie stick high.

CARTMAN
Attention everyone! I'm about to drop the most epic City Hall content ever! Follow me for the ultimate dome experience!

He extends his selfie stick to ridiculous heights, reaching toward the dome. It touches an electrical fixture and sparks fly.

CARTMAN
Ah! Shit! My stick!

The selfie stick falls and hits Kenny, impaling him through the chest. Kenny collapses dramatically.

STAN
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
KYLE
You bastards!

All the influencers capture the moment on their phones. #OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny trends even higher.

CUT TO:
ACT THREE
INT. CITY HALL - ROTUNDA - AFTERNOON

A news crew is now on scene. A REPORTER stands in front of the camera while influencers continue taking photos in the background.

REPORTER
We're live at San Francisco City Hall, where the viral sensation #OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny has claimed another victim - the same victim, apparently - and spawned a surprising cultural conversation about photography ethics and public spaces.

Stan, Kyle, and Ansel are being interviewed while Cartman fumes in the background.

REPORTER
Young man, your protest against "influencer culture" has gone viral. What's your message?
STAN
We just want people to remember that City Hall isn't a photo studio. It's a place with real history and meaning.
KYLE
And real photography captures truth, not just poses and filters.
REPORTER
And what about the tragic death of your friend? This is the second time he's died on camera here.
STAN
Yeah, that happens a lot. He'll be back.
REPORTER
(confused)
I... see. And you sir, with the film camera, what's your take?
ANSEL
Photography used to be about capturing moments, not manufacturing them. These kids understand that. I'm proud to stand with them.

In the background, TIFFANY GLAMOUR pushes her way forward.

TIFFANY GLAMOUR
Excuse me! This is MY story! I discovered City Hall as a content venue! I started this trend!
REPORTER
And you are?
TIFFANY GLAMOUR
Tiffany Glamour! 20 million followers! I'm the one who killed that orange parka kid the first time!
REPORTER
Are you confessing to murder on live television?
TIFFANY GLAMOUR
(backtracking)
No! I mean, it was an accident! But it got so many views!

Mayor McDome rushes in with a PR team.

MAYOR McDOME
As mayor, I want to assure everyone that San Francisco City Hall welcomes BOTH traditional photographers AND digital content creators! For a small fee...
KYLE
That's the problem! You're charging people to use a public building!
MAYOR McDOME
It's called "optimizing municipal resources," kid!

The argument is interrupted as KENNY walks in, somehow alive again. The crowd gasps.

REPORTER
It's... it's the boy in the orange parka! He's alive again!
KENNY
(muffled)
Mmmph mm mmm mmmph? (Translation: Did I miss anything important?)
STAN
Kenny! Your deaths have sparked a huge debate about social media and photography!
KENNY
(muffled, shrugging)
Mmm mmph mm mmmm mmmph. (Translation: At least they're useful for something.)

Ansel steps forward with his camera and takes a simple, powerful black and white photo of Kenny standing in a shaft of light from the dome.

ANSEL
Now THAT'S a photograph. No pose, no filter, just a real moment.

Some of the INFLUENCERS look thoughtful, lowering their phones.

INFLUENCER #1
He's right. Maybe we've been doing this all wrong.
CARTMAN
(panicking)
No! Don't listen to the old man! Filters and poses are the future! Your followers don't want reality!
TIFFANY GLAMOUR
Actually, "authentic content" is trending right now. Maybe we should try... being real?
CARTMAN
NOOOO!

RANDY bursts in wearing a tinfoil hat and holding his crystal-covered camera.

RANDY
Stan! STAN! I've figured it out! The dome isn't just 42 feet taller than the U.S. Capitol dome... it's an AMPLIFIER for social media energy!
STAN
(sighing)
Dad, not now!
RANDY
Think about it! Why else would all these influencers be drawn here? The dome is enhancing their content! It's dome energy!
TIFFANY GLAMOUR
Dome... energy? Is that why my posts from here get triple the engagement?
RANDY
Exactly! The dome knows what's authentic and what's fake! It amplifies truth and dampens lies!

The influencers look up at the dome with new respect.

MAYOR McDOME
That's ridiculous! There's no such thing as dome energy!
RANDY
Oh yeah? Then explain why this happens!

Randy aims his crystal camera at the dome and presses the shutter. A beam of light shoots down, striking Mayor McDome and revealing, in a flash of light, all the cash she's been collecting from influencers stuffed in her pockets.

MAYOR McDOME
(cash falling everywhere)
This isn't what it looks like! It's, uh, research funds!
REPORTER
This just in - Mayor McDome caught in City Hall influencer kickback scheme!

The GHOST OF HARVEY MILK appears, visible to everyone.

GHOST OF HARVEY MILK
The dome has judged you all! City Hall stands for justice, equality, and community - not profit and selfies!
TIFFANY GLAMOUR
OMG, a real ghost! This is going to get SO many views!
GHOST OF HARVEY MILK
(sighing)
They're not getting it, are they?
STAN
Some people never will.
CUT TO:
ACT FOUR
INT. CITY HALL - ROTUNDA - THE NEXT DAY

The rotunda is now hosting a photography exhibition. Ansel's historical photos are displayed alongside more recent images taken by Stan and Kyle. Visitors - both regular people and reformed influencers - admire the work.

STAN
I can't believe Mayor McDome approved this exhibition.
KYLE
After being caught with all that influencer cash? She didn't have much choice.

Ansel approaches, looking pleased.

ANSEL
You boys did good. You reminded people what City Hall - and photography - is really about.
STAN
We couldn't have done it without your photos, Ansel.
KYLE
Or without Kenny's multiple viral deaths.
KENNY
(muffled)
Mmmph mmmm mmmph. (Translation: Happy to help, I guess.)

Tiffany Glamour approaches them, her style now more subdued. She's carrying a real camera instead of just a phone.

TIFFANY GLAMOUR
Um, I just wanted to say... you guys were right. I've been doing photography all wrong. I started learning about real techniques and... well, I'm trying to do better.

She shows them her camera roll - genuine candid photos of people at City Hall, much improved from her previous selfies.

STAN
These are actually really good, Tiffany.
TIFFANY GLAMOUR
Thanks. Turns out when I stop worrying about likes and just focus on the photos, they come out better. And weirdly, my followers like them more!
ANSEL
That's the dome energy at work. Authenticity resonates.

Across the room, Cartman is setting up a booth with a sign reading "AUTHENTIC SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTING - LEARN TO BE GENUINELY FAKE!"

KYLE
Looks like Cartman found a way to capitalize on authenticity too.
STAN
Some things never change.

MAYOR McDOME, now under investigation but still in office, approaches with a forced smile.

MAYOR McDOME
Congratulations on your successful exhibition, boys! The city is proud to support LEGITIMATE photography use of our historic building!
KYLE
As opposed to charging people for selfie spots?
MAYOR McDOME
(through gritted teeth)
Yes... as my court-mandated community service requires me to acknowledge.
STAN
Well, we're just glad City Hall is back to normal.

PC Principal approaches with a group of STUDENT PHOTOGRAPHERS.

PC PRINCIPAL
These young photographers are learning how to document civic architecture with respect for its cultural context! No appropriation, just appreciation!
ANSEL
Whatever you want to call it, as long as they're taking real photos and not just selfies.

Randy bursts in, his crystal camera now with even more crystals and blinking lights attached.

RANDY
Boys! BOYS! You're not going to believe this! I've figured out how to harness the dome energy for my photography! Watch this!

Randy aims his camera at the ceiling and takes a photo. The flash is blindingly bright.

STAN
(covering eyes)
Dad! That's way too bright!
RANDY
But look what it reveals!

When the flash fades, a previously invisible inscription can be seen on the dome: "PHOTOGRAPHY IS TRUTH - 1906"

ANSEL
(amazed)
I've been photographing this building for 50 years and never saw that!
RANDY
The dome is 42 feet taller than the U.S. Capitol dome because it's a beacon of photographic truth!
STAN
You know what, Dad? I think you might actually be right about this one.
KYLE
So I guess we've all learned something today. Photography isn't about likes or followers or perfect poses. It's about capturing truth and real moments.
STAN
And public buildings like City Hall belong to everyone, not just people who want to use them as backdrops.
KENNY
(muffled)
Mmm mmph mmmph mm mmmmph mmm. (Translation: And sometimes you have to die twice to make a point.)

As they talk, a large piece of the dome decoration, loosened by Randy's flash, breaks free and falls directly toward Kenny.

STAN
Kenny, look out!

The debris crushes Kenny. Everyone gasps.

STAN
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
KYLE
You bastards!

Tiffany instinctively raises her camera and takes a photo - but then lowers it respectfully.

TIFFANY GLAMOUR
Some moments shouldn't be shared on social media.
ANSEL
Now you're getting it, kid.
EXT. CITY HALL - SUNSET

Stan, Kyle, and Ansel stand on the steps watching the sunset reflect off the dome.

STAN
Despite everything, I think we won this one.
KYLE
Yeah. City Hall is back to being a place for everyone, not just content creators.
ANSEL
And you boys reminded people what real photography is about. I'm proud of you.

Cartman joins them, his "AUTHENTIC SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTING" booth packed up.

CARTMAN
Well, turns out teaching authenticity is harder than I thought. People keep asking me to "be genuine" and shit.
KYLE
Maybe because you wouldn't know genuine if it bit you in the ass?
CARTMAN
Screw you, Kyle! I'm plenty genuine! I genuinely think you're a pain in my ass!
STAN
(laughing)
Well, that's authentic Cartman at least.

Kenny joins them, somehow alive again.

KENNY
(muffled)
Mmmmph mm mmm mmmmmph? (Translation: What did I miss this time?)
STAN
Not much. Just the resolution of our whole social media crisis.
CARTMAN
You know, I've got a great idea for our next photography project!
KYLE
(suspicious)
What is it?
CARTMAN
Two words: Dome. Selfies.

The others groan as they walk down the steps, City Hall's dome glowing golden in the sunset behind them.

THE END
EPISODE 4: INFLUENCER INVASION
Created for Ken Mendoza - Part of the South Park creative project