Episode 5: "The Night Shift"

The magnificent dome of City Hall is silhouetted against the San Francisco sunset. STAN, KYLE, KENNY, and CARTMAN stand on the steps with photography equipment, looking up at the building.

Suddenly, the City Hall dome begins to glow with colorful LED lights - blues, purples, and greens shifting slowly across the surface.

MAYOR McDOME appears, seemingly from nowhere, holding a remote control.

The lights suddenly shift to a deep red. Mayor McDome looks concerned.

She hurries into the building. The boys exchange looks.

BUTTERS runs up, out of breath.

The dome lights shift to a pulsing purple pattern.

The boys sneak through a side entrance, carrying their photography equipment. The rotunda is dimly lit, but the dome above glows with shifting colored lights. Everything seems normal.

Kenny sets up a tripod and starts adjusting his camera settings. As he does, the dome lights suddenly shift to a bright white, illuminating the entire rotunda.

As soon as the white light reaches full intensity, something extraordinary happens: the bronze statue of HARVEY MILK on the stairs begins to move, stretching and yawning like he's waking up.

Other statues throughout the rotunda begin to stir. Portraits on the walls shift and turn to look at the boys. The marble figures start climbing down from their pedestals.

A portrait of DIANNE FEINSTEIN steps out of her frame, now three-dimensional.

Suddenly, 1920s jazz music begins playing from somewhere in the dome. The statues and portraits begin to dance.

A statue of a GOLD RUSH MINER approaches Kenny, curious about his camera.

Kyle approaches Harvey Milk's statue with scientific curiosity.

The GHOST OF DIANE FEINSTEIN (the real ghost, not the portrait) materializes among them.

Cartman is already hatching a scheme, talking to a SPANISH CONQUISTADOR STATUE.

The room suddenly fills with smoke, and SATAN appears, looking excited.

MAYOR McDOME is at a control panel with dozens of dials and switches, adjusting the dome lights. Multiple monitors show different neighborhoods of San Francisco.

She adjusts dials, and the dome lights shift colors. On the monitors, people in different neighborhoods suddenly look dazed and compliant.

RANDY bursts through the door, carrying a camera covered in aluminum foil and Christmas lights.

Randy's modified camera starts beeping and flashing erratically.

The party is in full swing. Historical figures are dancing, Kenny is taking photos with dancing statues, and Cartman is negotiating with Satan while Kyle and Stan watch in horror.

PC PRINCIPAL suddenly bursts through the doors, wearing night vision goggles and carrying a flashlight.

While PC Principal is lecturing the historical figures, Kenny climbs onto a balcony to get better photos of the dancing statues.

As Kenny leans over the railing, a STATUE OF A VICTORIAN LADY waltzes by below. He tries to get the perfect shot, leaning further and further out.

Kenny stretches too far and falls from the balcony. As he falls, his camera strap catches on a chandelier, leaving him dangling upside down while taking photos. The chandelier breaks loose, sending Kenny and the chandelier crashing into the dance floor, crushing several statues who immediately turn back to broken stone.

MAYOR McDOME's voice echoes through the building via intercom.

Everyone turns to look at Butters, who is holding Kenny's camera.

Satan disappears in a puff of smoke. Cartman looks disappointed.

MAYOR McDOME is strapping RANDY to a chair while adjusting her control panel.

Mayor McDome begins the final activation sequence. The dome lights outside shift to a hypnotic swirling pattern.

The boys and the animated historical figures are gathered around Kenny's camera, which is now glowing with absorbed dome energy.

The historical figures begin forming a circle around Satan's remaining summoning circle. Kenny (somehow alive again) joins them with his energy-charged camera.

The boys and the animated historical figures join hands in a circle. The camera begins to glow brighter and brighter.

Energy begins swirling around them. Kenny and his camera are lifted into the air, floating toward the dome.

MAYOR McDOME is at her control panel, about to activate the final sequence, when Kenny crashes through the dome ceiling, camera blazing with energy.

Kenny points his energy-charged camera at the control panel and takes a photo. The flash is so bright it overloads all the electronic systems. Sparks fly everywhere.

The overloaded control panel explodes, sending Kenny flying. He crashes through multiple floors of City Hall before landing in the rotunda fountain.

Kenny's body floats face-down in the fountain. The boys and historical figures rush over.

The dome lights return to a natural, warm white glow. The hypnotic patterns have stopped. People outside can be seen returning to normal behavior.

MAYOR McDOME stumbles down from her damaged office, covered in soot.

The Ghost of Diane Feinstein waves her hand, and Mayor McDome is suddenly wearing an orange jumpsuit.

FBI AGENTS suddenly storm into the rotunda and arrest Mayor McDome.

As the FBI takes her away, the historical figures begin to fade as dawn approaches.

The statues and portraits return to their normal positions, becoming inanimate again. Kenny sits up in the fountain, somehow alive.

The boys exit City Hall as the sun rises over San Francisco. The dome glows softly in the morning light, back to its natural appearance.

RANDY appears, still carrying his modified camera, now with even more random objects attached to it.

The boys walk away as Randy continues his excited rambling. The camera pulls back to show the majestic dome of City Hall, gleaming in the morning sun.

As they walk down the street, Kenny's camera suddenly starts glowing again.

Kenny shows them the camera's LCD screen, which displays all the photos he took during the night - but in the images, the historical figures are clearly visible, dancing and celebrating.

They continue walking as the sun fully rises over San Francisco, their cameras full of memories from the most extraordinary night of their photography careers.

The dome lights come on again, and the statues begin to stir. HARVEY MILK STATUE looks around and notices a small plaque that wasn't there before.

The other historical figures gather around the plaque. Suddenly, a fourth statue appears - a bronze Kenny with his parka and camera.

A chandelier immediately falls from the ceiling, crushing Kenny's statue to pieces.

Kenny's statue pieces magically reassemble themselves.

The historical figures laugh and begin their nightly celebration as jazz music fills the air.