Episode 6: "Raiders of the Lost Archive"

STAN, KYLE, KENNY, and CARTMAN are setting up elaborate lighting equipment on the City Hall steps. They have period costumes laid out: fedoras, leather jackets, and 1930s adventure gear.

A sophisticated HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER approaches them.

He hands Kyle a folder full of movie stills.

BUTTERS runs up, carrying more equipment.

The Producer leaves. The boys look at the movie stills excitedly.

Thunder rumbles ominously overhead as they head into City Hall.

The boys have set up an elaborate recreation of the famous Raiders rotunda scene. Cartman poses dramatically at the bottom of the Grand Staircase while Kyle adjusts the lighting to match the movie still.

Kenny is setting up a camera on a tripod, trying to match the exact angle from the movie.

As Kenny adjusts the tripod, one of the legs gets caught in a gap between marble floor tiles. He pulls harder, and suddenly a section of the floor gives way, revealing a hidden stone staircase leading down into darkness.

Randy appears suddenly, carrying a camera with various mystical symbols drawn on it.

Randy's camera starts beeping rapidly when pointed at the hidden staircase.

The GHOST OF DIANE FEINSTEIN materializes next to them.

Kenny grabs a flashlight and starts heading down the stairs.

The boys descend the hidden staircase, their flashlights cutting through the darkness. The walls are lined with old photographs and documents in protective cases.

As they walk deeper into the archive, Kenny notices something glinting in the darkness ahead - a massive stone door covered in warning symbols.

The door has intricate carvings and a plaque that reads: "THE ULTIMATE ARCHIVE - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK - PROTECTED BY ANCIENT CIVIC GUARDIANS."

PC PRINCIPAL suddenly appears, wearing a mining helmet with lights.

While PC Principal lectures them, Kenny examines the door mechanism. He notices that it's actually designed like a giant camera shutter.

Kenny sets up his camera flash in front of the door and takes a photo. The door mechanism whirs to life and slowly opens.

The door opens to reveal a vast underground chamber filled with filing cabinets, photo albums, and display cases. The room is lit by an eerie glow coming from somewhere above.

Butters walks over to a display case containing what appears to be a photograph of the 1906 earthquake, but with suspicious details.

Kenny discovers a section labeled "PHOTOGRAPHY SCANDALS" and gets excited. He starts pulling out albums filled with compromising photos of politicians.

As Kenny pulls out a particularly large album, he accidentally triggers a hidden mechanism. A rumbling sound echoes through the chamber.

At the far end of the chamber, a massive stone sphere - clearly inspired by Raiders of the Lost Ark - begins rolling down a ramp toward them.

The boys start running toward the exit, but Kenny stops to grab one more photo album. The rolling boulder is getting closer.

Kenny grabs a photo album labeled "CITY HALL PHOTOGRAPHY SCANDALS 1995-2020" but trips over a loose stone. The boulder is now only yards away.

The boulder crushes Kenny against the wall, leaving only his orange parka visible underneath.

The boulder comes to a stop, blocking the exit. The boys are trapped in the archive chamber.

Randy's camera starts glowing brighter as he documents everything.

A NEW MAYOR (who replaced Mayor McDome after her arrest) is meeting with several SHADOWY FIGURES in expensive suits.

An alarm sounds on the Mayor's desk.

The boys are trying to find another way out while Cartman continues stuffing his backpack with scandal photos. Kenny is somehow alive again, dusting himself off.

PC Principal is examining the filing system with growing concern.

Randy's camera starts beeping frantically.

The sound of footsteps echoes from the hidden passage behind them. The NEW MAYOR and the SHADOWY FIGURES emerge.

While everyone argues, Kenny notices something interesting about the archive's ceiling - it has a camera-like mechanism built into it.

Kenny sets up his camera and takes a flash photo directly at the ceiling mechanism. Suddenly, the entire chamber lights up like a giant camera, and images start projecting on the walls - photos of every corrupt act that has ever happened in City Hall, including live images of the current conversation.

The projections show decades of backroom deals, bribery, cover-ups, and corruption - all automatically documented by the dome's camera system.

The dome's automatic camera system continues projecting images of corruption throughout City Hall's history. The NEW MAYOR and SHADOWY FIGURES are trying to destroy the equipment.

While Kenny works, Cartman is having an internal struggle between greed and doing the right thing.

PC Principal is still trying to organize the evidence according to diversity principles.

Randy's camera suddenly starts projecting its own images, showing the current conversation being recorded and broadcast live to news stations across the city.

The archive's walls suddenly show live news feeds from around the city, with reporters commenting on the unfolding corruption exposé.

The NEW MAYOR and SHADOWY FIGURES try to make a run for it, but the archive's exit doors have automatically locked.

FBI AGENTS suddenly burst through the ceiling on rappelling lines, having been watching the live broadcast.

As the corrupt officials are arrested, the archive's camera system begins powering down.

PC Principal is still taking notes.

The boys exit City Hall to find crowds of reporters and citizens gathered on the steps. The dome is glowing with a pure white light.

Randy appears with his modified camera, which is now smoking and sparking.

As Randy runs off with his sparking camera, the Ghost of Diane Feinstein appears one last time.

She fades away as the dome's lights return to their normal, gentle glow.

Kenny is developing photos in a makeshift darkroom. He pulls out a photo that shows the Ghost of Diane Feinstein clearly visible in the archive.

He hangs the photo up to dry, then notices something else in the developing tray - a photo of the archive that shows a door marked "ARCHIVE LEVEL 2."

Kenny grabs his phone and starts calling the other boys.