Episode 7: "The Marilyn Monroe Effect"

STAN, KYLE, KENNY, and CARTMAN are setting up photography equipment on the City Hall steps. A BRIDE in an elaborate white gown poses dramatically on the stairs, while her NERVOUS GROOM fidgets nearby.

The BRIDE suddenly strikes a pose with her arms outstretched, as if wind is blowing her dress.

The Bride continues posing, her movements becoming increasingly erratic and vintage-Hollywood dramatic.

BUTTERS runs up, carrying extra equipment.

Butters turns on the wind machine. The Bride's dress billows up dramatically as she laughs with delight.

Kenny, trying to get the perfect angle, climbs onto the railing of the City Hall steps with his camera.

As Kenny leans out to photograph the billowing dress, he loses his balance and falls directly into the wind machine's blades.

Kenny is shredded by the wind machine, his orange parka pieces flying everywhere like confetti.

The Bride continues posing dramatically while Kenny's remains are scattered around the steps.

The boys are reviewing the photos on Kyle's camera while the BRIDE continues to pose dramatically around the rotunda. Kenny is somehow alive again, dusting off his parka.

The boys crowd around the camera screen. In the photo, there's clearly a translucent second face overlaying the bride's features.

The BRIDE approaches them, still speaking in her breathy Monroe voice.

The Bride looks at the photo and gasps dramatically.

RANDY suddenly appears, carrying a camera covered in crystals and celebrity magazine clippings.

Randy points his camera at the Bride. It starts beeping rapidly and flashing.

PC PRINCIPAL appears, wearing a clipboard and looking stern.

The GHOST OF DIANE FEINSTEIN suddenly materializes next to them.

The Bride suddenly staggers, her voice shifting between Monroe's breathy tone and a normal voice.

Stan and Kyle are meeting with the CITY HISTORIAN, an elderly woman surrounded by books and historical documents. The office walls are covered with photos of City Hall through the decades.

She opens the file, revealing decades of incident reports and strange photographs.

Meanwhile, Cartman has set up a booth with a sign reading "MEET THE REAL MARILYN MONROE - PHOTOS $50!" A long line of TOURISTS has formed. The possessed Bride is posing with visitors while Kenny (alive again) takes photos.

Kenny is trying to recreate the iconic subway grate photo, positioning a small wind machine under a grate in the floor.

Kenny positions himself directly under the grate to get the upward angle. He turns on the wind machine just as the Bride poses above.

The wind machine malfunctions, shooting a powerful blast of air upward. Kenny is launched through the grate and flies directly into the dome ceiling.

Kenny splats against the dome and slides down the curved surface, leaving a orange-and-red streak.

PC PRINCIPAL approaches with his clipboard.

The Bride suddenly staggers again, switching voices.

Randy appears with his celebrity detector camera, which is now smoking and sparking.

The Ghost of Diane Feinstein reappears, looking concerned.

Stan and Kyle return from the historian's office, running urgently.

The crowd of tourists is getting larger and more excited. The possessed Bride is becoming increasingly theatrical, while Kenny (alive again) continues trying to get the perfect Monroe-style photo.

Kenny has set up an elaborate wind machine system to recreate the subway grate photo. He's wearing a helmet this time.

The Bride poses over the grate as Kenny turns on the wind machines. The dress billows perfectly, but Kenny gets caught in the updraft and is blown through a window.

Kenny crashes into a hot dog cart outside, causing an explosion.

PC Principal tries to intervene with his clipboard.

The dome above them begins to glow with an eerie light, and photographs start materializing in the air - images of Monroe from throughout her career.

The floating photographs show Monroe's career, marriages, struggles, and finally, her tragic death.

The dome's light intensifies, showing more recent photos - Jennifer's childhood, her relationship with David, their engagement.

Kenny returns (alive again), now wearing a full suit of armor and carrying a camera.

Kenny sets up one final, elaborate wind machine array and positions himself in a protective cage.

As Kenny activates the wind machines, the cage is torn apart by the wind, and Kenny is sucked into the HVAC system, disappearing with a metallic clanging sound.

The dome's light focuses into a single beam, and the Ghost of Diane Feinstein extends her hand toward the Bride.

The dome's light creates a swirling vortex above them. The possessed Bride stands in the center, torn between two spirits fighting for control.

Randy's camera finally explodes from celebrity energy overload, sending sparks everywhere.

Kyle starts smashing cameras while Cartman tries to stop him.

As each camera is destroyed, the Monroe personality gets weaker.

PC Principal finally gets involved constructively.

PC Principal helps Kyle destroy the remaining cameras.

Kenny crashes through the ceiling, having traveled through the entire HVAC system.

Kenny lands directly on the last remaining camera, crushing it completely.

As the final camera is destroyed, the dome's light fades, and the Bride collapses. When she looks up, she's clearly Jennifer again.

The Ghost of Diane Feinstein appears one more time, alongside a translucent figure of MARILYN MONROE.

The two ghosts begin to fade away.

The ghosts disappear, and the dome returns to its normal lighting.

Jennifer and David are finally taking their normal wedding photos on the steps, looking genuinely happy. The boys are using a simple film camera that Butters found in the equipment closet.

Randy approaches with a new camera, this one covered in wedding-related decorations.

Randy's camera immediately starts smoking when pointed at the happy couple.

Kenny is in his room, looking at the photos from the Monroe incident. In one photo, both ghosts are clearly visible, waving goodbye.

Kenny notices something else in the photo - in the background, there's another translucent figure that looks suspiciously like JOE DiMAGGIO.

Kenny's phone rings. It's Stan.