A South Park Parody
A collection of hilarious South Park-style script concepts about photographers at SF City Hall. Join your favorite characters as they navigate the absurdities of modern life, social media culture, and city hall politics in this hilarious animated series.
The Premise
Welcome to "Snap City," a South Park-inspired series where the boys become professional photographers at San Francisco City Hall, navigating the cutthroat world of wedding photography, political events, and tourist photobombers while getting tangled in absurd SF politics. Set beneath the tallest dome in America (yes, taller than the U.S. Capitol!), our protagonists deal with pretentious Instagram influencers, neurotic couples, corrupt officials, and the never-ending battle for the perfect shot on the Grand Staircase.
"Oh my God! They killed my portfolio! You bastards!" - Kyle, after Cartman accidentally formats his memory card
8 Episodes Scripts • Original animated series • Interactive experiences included
Those who turn every moment into content, complete with ring lights and fake authenticity
The endless red tape, permits for permits, and committees to form committees
Wedding perfectionists who treat City Hall like their personal photo studio
Disrupting everything including basic human decency and common sense
Turning every minor incident into breaking news and scandal
The artisanal everything crowd who were into City Hall before it was cool
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Stan Marsh
The Reasonable Photographer
Stan takes his photography seriously and constantly tries to balance artistic integrity with paying the bills. Often the voice of reason, he's frequently horrified by SF politics and the ridiculous demands of clients.
"This is such a beautiful historic building, and we're using it for a 'Silicon Valley Disruptors' photoshoot? This is bullshit!"
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Kyle Broflovski
The Rule-Follower
Kyle knows all the City Hall photography regulations by heart and gets stressed when others break them. He's constantly researching new equipment and techniques while lecturing others about proper flash usage.
"God dammit, Cartman! You can't use studio lights without a permit! It's regulation 27B stroke 6!"
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Eric Cartman
The Schemer
Cartman is always looking for a way to make easy money with minimal effort. He sells counterfeit photo permits, steals other photographers' shots, and manipulates clients with outlandish promises.
"Screw you guys, I'm going to the Mayor's Balcony! They're paying me triple to photoshop the Mayor's face onto Chris Hemsworth's body!"
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Kenny McCormick
The Daredevil
Kenny constantly dies in photography-related accidents while trying to get the perfect shot. He dangles from the 307-foot dome, gets trampled by wedding parties, and electrocutes himself with lighting equipment.
"Mmph mmph mmmmph!" (Translation: "I'll get that drone shot even if it kills me!")
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Butters Stotch
The Assistant
Butters carries everyone's equipment, gets sent on impossible errands, and somehow manages to remain cheerful despite being blamed whenever a photo is out of focus.
"Oh hamburgers! I formatted the wrong memory card again! My dad's gonna ground me!"
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Randy Marsh
The "Artist"
Randy believes he's creating groundbreaking art with his blurry, poorly composed shots of City Hall architecture. He constantly enters photography contests and is devastated when he loses.
"I call this series 'Dome of Consciousness'. It's a commentary on civic power structures through selective focus techniques. I'm basically the Ansel Adams of municipal buildings."
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Mayor McDome
The Corrupt Mayor
Based on various SF political figures, Mayor McDome constantly hires photographers to make her look good while implementing ridiculous policies. She's terrified of looking bad on social media.
"I need all of today's homeless edited out of the City Hall steps photos. And make my hair bigger. And can you add a dolphin? Voters love dolphins."
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PC Photography Principal
The Enforcer
A parody of SF's progressive politics, PC Photography Principal enforces increasingly absurd rules about "ethical" photography, forcing the boys to attend his mandatory "photographic consent" workshops.
"Did you just assume that building's architectural gender?! You need to check your compositional privilege, bro!"
Kenny dies in a different photography-related accident in every episode: crushed by falling lighting equipment, electrocuted by flash units, falling from drone shots, attacked by angry wedding parties, etc.
Cartman always has a new photography-related scam: selling fake photo permits, claiming to be a celebrity photographer, photoshopping clients into fake City Hall access areas, selling "dome energy crystals," etc.
Every episode features Mayor McDome announcing a new ridiculous City Hall initiative or rule: "No photography on Tuesdays to respect the building's emotional needs," "Mandatory dome worship ceremonies," "All City Hall photos must feature at least 3 tech entrepreneurs," etc.
Different historical figures associated with City Hall make ghost appearances: Harvey Milk offers photography advice, Joe DiMaggio searches for Marilyn Monroe, and earthquake victims from 1906 photobomb important shots.
Every episode includes a random fact about the City Hall dome (taller than the US Capitol, survived the 1906 earthquake, etc.), usually delivered by Kyle at inappropriate moments during intense scenes.
The Wedding Wars: Grand Stair-Off
When social media meets wedding season, chaos ensues at City Hall
The battle for architectural supremacy reaches new heights
When wedding dreams collide with bureaucratic reality
Social media stars take over the city - but at what cost?
When the sun goes down, the real drama begins
Uncovering secrets buried deep in the city archives
When old Hollywood glamour meets modern city politics
The truth comes out as secrets are revealed
🔥 Snap City takes aim at the intersection of San Francisco politics, photography culture, and the city's most iconic landmark. Each episode satirizes the absurdities of modern urban life while celebrating the beautiful chaos that makes the city unique.
The show's animation style combines traditional South Park aesthetics with detailed architectural renderings of City Hall, creating a unique visual contrast that reflects the series' themes of old vs. new, tradition vs. innovation.
Paradoy creator Toni & explains: "We wanted to explore how a simple photography business Ken becomes a lens through which we can examine everything that's both wonderful and ridiculous about San Francisco. The City Hall dome isn't just a backdrop—it's a character in its own right."
"In San Francisco, even taking a simple photo becomes a political statement."
- Toni & Ken
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